“I Wanna Hold Your Hand”
Q: Why hasn’t the Mormon guy I’m dating held my hand yet?A:(a) He knows you just came home from your mission and doesn’t want to pressure you(b) The Mormon physical intimacy runway before marriage is short and he’s trying to stretch it out(c) He is secretly gay(d) These aren’t dates! You thought these were dates? How embarrassing! He’s just being nice to you, and he actually has a girlfriend in another ward who he suspiciously has never mentioned. So weird that you misread the situation so badly.This is what I was puzzling as I got ready for my eighth date […]
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