BIG ENOUGH THAT IT NEEDS ITS OWN (click for a printable version) BINGO CARD.
You know the rules: M&Ms only, no Skittles (watching Conference requires full-octane chocolate, not that fruity super-sweet substitute), first one to get five in a row wins. That center spot is as free as a tuna noodle casserole the week after you give birth.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
* “GenCon” is already taken, so we’re going to have to make do.