“I Wanna Hold Your Hand” by Sydney Pritchett

Q: Why hasn’t the Mormon guy I’m dating held my hand yet? A:(a) He knows you just came home from your mission and doesn’t want to pressure you(b) The Mormon physical intimacy runway before marriage is short and he’s trying to stretch it out(c) He is secretly gay(d) These aren’t dates! You thought these were […]
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